Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
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My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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