Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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