it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
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I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
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we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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