you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
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we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
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Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
tell me about the eggs
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