"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
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Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
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I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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