what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
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You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
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Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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