seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
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I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
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My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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