So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
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Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
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I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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