wanna go halves on a baby?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
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There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
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I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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