I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
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Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
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We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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