From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
whose parrot is this?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I need to calm my uterus...
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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