At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
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Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
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Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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