I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
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I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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