mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
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And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
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I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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