i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
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Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
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I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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