I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
my sisters under your porch take her home
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
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I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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