Ambien. No doubt about it.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
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I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
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What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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