How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
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my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
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Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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