This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
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he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
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Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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