i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
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i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
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You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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