afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
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I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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