jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
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on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
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Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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