I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
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I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
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I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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