I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
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The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
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We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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