Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
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What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
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There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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