Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
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Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
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Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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