I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
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high people should be assigned attendants
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
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Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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