what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
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Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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