I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
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No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
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When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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