and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
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Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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