Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
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Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
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I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
How does one acquire holy water?
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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