capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
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MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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