Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
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He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
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don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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