So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
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Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
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my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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