Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
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I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
there is glitter all over my balls
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