Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
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just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
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I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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