She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
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DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
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You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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