i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
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I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
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She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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