adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
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day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
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but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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