Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
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he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
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well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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