don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
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Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
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Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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