We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
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Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
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If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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