is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
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She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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