i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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