There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
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My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
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You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Come on in and take your pants off
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