i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
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SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
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Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
foreskin is a definite game changer
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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