I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
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I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
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Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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