We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
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about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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