So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
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I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
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Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
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