this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
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I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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